cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

(Fuente: batmanglijs)


ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 


every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

Ed Sheeran at 17:Dropped out of school and left home to pursue his dream, put himself in uncomfortable situations to get his music heard, was rejected by many labels, already had many songs written, collaborated with many different hip hop artists
Me at 17:Alt + Reblog


freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.




I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra stra

(Fuente: solarcomplexities)


Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Fuente: pheberoni)